The Hopper

Recently I was driving and a commercial came on saying something like, “You know how you try to record multiple shows airing at the same time at once and you can’t?”

“Get the Hopper! You can record up to 16 shows at once!”

Okay – so in case you don’t understand what is going on here, I’ll explain. It goes like this. Say, it’s a, I don’t know, Tuesday evening.

And, you want to watch

Dancing with the Stars

Deadliest Catch

America’s Got Talent

The Big Bang Theory

College Football

CSI: Vegas

World’s Funniest Home Videos

48 Hours

NCIS

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

The Real Housewives of New York

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Potomac

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

But, you can’t watch them because, let’s say that they all air at the same time.

Guess what, my friends. You need The Hopper! Because from what I hear – you can record ALL OF THESE shows at the same time.

My mouth dropped open. First – my, what technology. Second – my, that’s a lot of watching. Third – no wonder the world is a dumpster fire right now!

We can’t fix a thing. We are all too busy being glued to our devices watching. Because, my peeps, that is a lot of shows.

And, you know what’s weird? Every day I hear that people are busy and have no time. No freaking wonder!

And, what do you do if the Real Housewifes of – oh, I don’t know – Marietta, Ohio is also on at the same time? That’s 17. What’s a gal or guy to do?